Earlier today, while talking to Lori and Pete, I likened literary agents to Nipples on the Batsuit, which drew an instant response from Pete that went something like “We DON’T talk about the nipples on the batsuit!”
So naturally I had to.
Speaking of other things that don’t make a whole lot of sense on the surface, I was going through the search terms that wordpress tells me folk have been using to find Castle Debacle, and some of them are way out there.
Zombies and sex are a common combination that lead folk here. Though why anyone in their right mind would Google “Sex with zombies” makes me shiver.
Anything and everything to do with Firefly, specifically the Reavers, bring a lot of traffic here. Honestly, as Pete suggested, we should just blog daily about Firefly and watch the hits roll in.
Another one that makes me shake my head: Why Pangea Doesn’t Exist. Where Pangea Went. Um . . . . hello?
Or one that made ME go Googling: Species 8472. That one comes up a lot.
Gorram. Another Firefly reference, Gorrammit.
Some of them are simply looking for a good Tea, while others clearly just want to snog the undead.
So far, no one’s come ’round here wondering why there are nipples on the Batsuit though.